Things That Don't Make You Cool
| Posted in Boredom, Butt Crack, Cool, Electrocution, Lame Comedy, Things | Posted on 11:35 PM
Well, someone had to come up with it right?
The things that don't - and never will - make you cool:
-> Having 20 Boyfriends/Girlfriends
You're so smoking hot everybody wants to date you. And you let them! Jesus, what's
wrong with this world?
-> Holding A Guitar
Oooh! This hotshot just picked up a guitar! Look at him just standing and doing
nothing with it. So cool, no?
NOT.
You hold a guitar if you know how to play it - If you don't you keep away.
-> Wearing Low Waist Jeans
Just what part of your butt crack do you think is appreciable to the rest of the world?
-> Swearing Loudly
Swear a li'l more a li'l faster and I'll be convinced you have Tourette's.
-> Having Tons Of Expensive Gadgets - And Letting Others Know
Your dad is a fucking billionaire. You made that point with your iPhone, iPod Touch AND
the MacBook Pro. There's no need for you to show the iPad, really.
-> Wearing Boxers On The Street
It's not 3 AM. You're not drunk. Hopefully. Why are you wearing just your boxers?
-> Having A Mohawk
Seriously? That's your hairstyle? Are you sure nobody shocked you underwater for like,
what, 30 minutes? Or wait, 30 minutes just wouldn't give the desired effect, would
it? Well, maybe eternal electrocution would've helped. Dumbass.
-> Typing 'lolzzz' all the time
God. I didn't even crack a joke and all you seem to say is 'lolzzz'. Seriously. Stop.
What I said wasn't funny. What you're saying is not funny. NOTHING is funny. Stop
'lolzzz'-ing. For the sake of anything that's ever been funny in this world. Please.
-> 'Pimping' Your Ride
On the back of your Maruti 800, you got this engraved:
This Is Who I Am
48% Cool
52% Rich
Sigh.
-> Posting Things That Don't Make People Cool.
I am uncool. Period.
X-x-X
Disclaimer: Product of intense boredom. Seriousness unintended.
Add the STRAPS bit too. People need to get a bit of that in their head too.
And what happened to the rest of your list?! Put it ALL up!!
And yet, I think this is fab! Somebody thinks alike for once! :D
HAHAHAHAHA! :D
This is F U N N Y ;)
God. Lolzz-ing and guitar :P