Pledges To Self

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   Well, we all know 2010's done with right? What does that tell you?
   It's TIME TO MAKE RESOLUTIONS!!!
   But. Unlike the last few years, I won't act like the dumb bitch I always act like and make resolutions for myself. Point is - I won't make resolutions for myself. I'll take pledges. Pledges and resolutions are different. It's just that to my screwed up head, pledges win over resolutions, because I've always known resolutions to fade away a little too soon.
   So... uh...
  This year, I pledge to myself, that:
  1. I'll study like a nerd. Especially Maths 'cause I'm under the impression that I fucking love it, and I don't know how true or false that may be. Yes, I remember being called a nerd and simultaneously scoring not more than 14/20 in SSt unit tests, but that was only because I just don't really give a rat's smelly ass about SSt. Although I'm gonna admit it fucking hurt when I scored 14/20 on a Maths unit test. DAMMIT! NO LESS THAN 20 FOR ME!!!
     
  2. I'll be a bitch to those who were a bitch to me, because, as has been brought to my notice by a few of my close ones, I'm just, 'a little too sweet.' So, I'll be an even bigger and brawnier and uglier bitch then I was last year. Gear up, fellow bitches, you're gonna have tough competition this year round. :D
     
  3. I'll spend more time nurturing my creativity. That's, of course, just a fancier way of saying I'll waste more time and post tons more on my blog and write more songs that nobody'll get to hear. That also means more people will call me 'vella' (read: vain) without realising the fact that I'm using a wee bit of my right and left brain as opposed to their using none.
     
  4. I'll stick to my no-girlfriend pact. Not because I'm gay. No. If that were the case I'd be out on the streets looking at guys instead of girls which thankfully hasn't happened yet, and by grace of God, never will. The only exception I'll make to this would be when I'm under the illusion that life would just fucking end without having a girlfriend which, given my current understanding of the world and of my life, will never ever happen. I'll date chicks when I'm done with 10+2+3+whatever-no.-of-years-it-takes-to-be-a-big-shot. I guess. Eh. No. I don't know. Whatever, man. Who cares?
     
  5. I'll socialise more. Not only on Facebook, but in the real world as well. It's important to talk to people and get to know their perspective of things. It's also very important to know what people think about me... you know, who hate me, who love me, who don't give a shit about me...
     
  6. I'll write loads of more hilarious jokes like the one right above. Hahahahahahahahahaha. You think I give a rat's ass about socialising or about what others think about me? Well of course, sometimes it really does matter. But otherwise, they're just tons of haters out there who won't love me even if I'm ready to sacrifice my life for them. They'll just think I'm a cheesy bitch. I wouldn't really blame them too - I'm not one to say such bullshit anyway. :D
     
  7. I'll abstain from alcohol and other bullshit like I did last year. It's a matter of personal preference. I don't give an untaken shit about how you choose to look at me because I don't drink or smoke or do drugs. Screw you bitches. I don't care. Period. Why am I getting serious? Well, I'm usually all for fun and games and silly jokes but when it comes to this sort of stuff, I'm dead serious. Yeah. Pretty much. :)
     
  8. I'll think more about what I should do this year and type it out sometime later. 'Cause I sure as fuck am not done with my pledges list. XD!!! [I also need to stop abusing the word 'fuck'. Geddit? Abuse the word fuck. Haha!!!]


THE END
(as of now!):D

X-x-X

Comments (2)

Shriya Said on January 4, 2011 at 9:03 PM

awesum dude....though it was a long list...bt every bit was interestin .,,especially d last one ...! fuckingly wondrful(oops...no abusing)....lmaoo...! keep writing more ! :) :)

Srimanta Mitra Said on January 7, 2011 at 11:55 PM

Haha.
Thanks :)
I'll write more for sure! :D

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